Pun:
• A joke that exploits the different meanings of a word.
• A joke that exploits words that sound alike, but has different meanings.
• A way to really irritate some people.
If you are a fan of fish puns, this is the place to be. There is some fin here for everyone.
- Wasn’t that fish joke funny? No, you’re killing me.
- The little fish was nervous about his first day of school. His mother told him. “Don’t Trout yourself.”
- Do you like my fish puns? Someone told me they were Cod awful. Salmon said they were Carp.
- I think they are fin-tastic. If you don’t like my fish puns. I just ask that you give it some time to Mullet over.
- Let Minnow know if you have any suggestions.
- For-Tuna-tely. my favorite fish is Tuna.
- For lunch, the fish had a peanut butter and jelly-fish sandwich.
- Two fish became lost from their school. ‘Watery going to do?” one whaled.
- The crowd of fish booed the singer off stage. He was singing off scale.
- I dropped my plate of Shrimp on the floor. This Scampi happening!
- Fish love playing Jazz: it is Sole music.
- When asked about his date last night, the fish said that he’d met the gill of his dreams.
- I will Bait that you are enjoying my fish puns now!
- I think I am Piranha roll!
- One fish told another. “I will love you for a Krill-ion” years.
- The fish got caught on a hook and prayed. “Dear God, let me live.”
- In December, we sharks often wish each other a Merry Fish-mas.
- One fish texted a sexy photo an another. “OMG!” he texted back.
- The fish tried to pass me a counterfeit dollar bill. I knew it was fake because it said. “In God we trust.”
- The fish felt ill, so he Salmoned the doctor.
- I tried to fish for a living, but my net income was too low.
- The Shark is the Dolphin’s worst Anemone.
- The messiest sea creature is the slob-ster.
- The fish was anxious to show off his magic skills to his friends. He said. “Pick a Cod. any Cod.’
- The fish was promoted very quickly. He was e-fish-ent at his job.
- Cod you please pass me the ketchup?
- What do you call a fish with a horn between its eyes? A Tuna-corn.
- Sorry, that last fish pun was a pile of Carp.
- I do like fish puns, but sometimes they give me a Haddock.
- The smart fish grew up to be a Bass-tro physicist The squid spent all day sitting on a rock. He was inking.
- I found a plastic fish in the water. It was a de-Koi.
- The Cod-father made the fish an offer he couldn’t refuse.
- The Shark became a banker. That made him a loan-shark.
- Clams are rude to other sea creatures. They always try to Mussel in on everyone’s business.
- In court, the Shark didn’t even bother to fight the case. He just pled gill-ty.
- Octopus Prime leads the underwater Transformers.
- The old lady fish blushed because she saw the ocean’s bottom.
- Sea sponges are sometimes snobby. They have so-Fish-ticated tastes.
- Don’t tell me that this is your first time Herring about fish puns being all the rage.
- Clam down! They have fish on the menu.
- The fish wanted to become an astronault so he could go into Trout-er space.
- Making music out of fish is easy: just adjust the scales.
- Before going to work the fish always drank coffee. He had to be ca-fin-ated to do his best work.
- There is a new version of ‘Big Brother’ set in an aquarium. Who will be the Sole survivor?
- The Octopus started doing drugs and ended up living on Squid-row.
- If fish could live on land, they would have to live in Finland.
- Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide.
- After their first date, the girl fish told the boy fish that she thought he was fin-tastic.
- The pirate fish used to make his enemies walk the Plankton.
- The whale needed braces, so he went to the Orca-dontist.
- A bunch of eels showed up uninvited at my birthday party. Oh well. The Moray the merrier!
- The Goldfish is the most expensive fish.
- If you want to get stronger, eat a lot of seafood. It is good for the Mussels.
- All fish know how to play Bass, but a few can play the Bass drum.
- The fisherman started going to work earlier. He wasn’t catching as many fish as his friends and he was subjected to pier pressure.
- The Trout went to the doctor but was told he had to see a Sturgeon.
- The two fish were old friends. They greeted each other by saying. ‘Long time, no sea.”
- Fish always know their own weight. They have their own scales.
- Are you hooked on my fish puns yet?
- If you love my fish puns, drop me a line!
- The fish wanted to play baseball but could not find a bait.
- The fish loved old sit-coms. His favorite was Tuna Half Men.”
- All the teenage boy fish wanted was a gill-friend.
- Fish are often lazy. They like to wait for Salmon else to do the work.
- The fish worked really hard. He put his heart and Sole into the project.
- The Clown Fish only has one Nemo-sis.
- I like Halibuts and I cannot lie.
- It’s o-fish-al: my puns are great!
- The fish loved eating worms. He was hooked.
- Many fish do not like the Man o’ War: they are paci-fish-sts.
- The fish was very smart. He was actually gilliant.
- The fish was very smart. He was actually gilliant.
- Be sure to try the Calamari: it is ex-squid-sit
- The young fish did well in school. He could spawn good ideas.
- The fish didn’t do well singing Karaoke. He floundered.
- The most famous under the sea serial killer is Jack the Kipper.
- Every few years. Tokyo Bay gets destroyed by Cod-zilla.
- I tried to explain yachting to a fish, but he didn’t know what I was talking aboat.
- The police detective interviewed the fish about the case. The detective thought something was fishy. The fish failed out of school. All of his grades were below C-level.
- You can Tuna guitar as easily as you can Tuna fish.
- It was the Cod’s birthday. All his friends came by to give him best fishes.
- The cowboy fell into the ocean. He felt right at home though. He landed on a Seahorse.
- Thank Cod you are safe!
- The best way to get re-acquainted with a fish you used to date? Drop her a line.
- Jimminy Fish sang. ‘ When you Fish upon a star.”
- A favorite fish of Russians is Tsardines.
- For lunch today. I mixed Salmon and Nutella. I got salmonella.
- I told that last pun to my brother. He said it was Eely bad.
- The fish party is on the 1st. Let Minnow if you can come.
- The fish felt angry enough to Krill someone.
- A fish that smells bad is a Stink-ray.
- A good piece of advice to give your fish: keep your friends close and your Anemones closer.
- The fish was scammed online. He fell for a site that was click-bait.
- The fish could only afford to go to college because he had a Scallop-ship.
- The fish lobster daughter at the Mall. Then he Founder again.
- Romantic fish are always looking for their Sole-mate.
- I know you don’t see much Porpoise in my fish puns.
- The balloon factory was only hiring Blow-fish.
- The Killer Whale’s favorite food is fish and ships.
- The COVID-19 lockdowns have been hardest on the Groupers.
- When fish play Chess, the first move is usually the Prawn.
- The fish went to the psychiatrist because he felt over-whaled.
- These fish puns are Dolphin-ately getting better.
- The fish deposited all his money in the river bank.
- The fish hated swimming, but never told a Sole.
- The fish was swimming upstream but hit a wall. “Dam.” he said.
- The fish was ready to go to battle. He was in a fish tank.
- The play put on by the fish was great! It had an amazing cast.
- Make no bones about it. Jellyfish children need structure.
- Fish in High School have to turn in their Shell-phones at the start of class.
- The fish moved to Hollywood to be an actress. She wanted to be a Starfish.
- The fish tried to date the fisherman, but found he was only stringing her along.
- I will give you a few more fish puns: just for the Halibut.
- I’m not squidding. We will be done soon.
- The hardest sea creature to fight is the octopus. They are always well armed.
- The fish decided became an abbot. He was a monkfish.
- Teenaged girl fish like to read. “Are you there Cod? It’s me, Margaret.”
- You could count the number offish in the tank. You didn’t have to be a brain Sturgeon to figure it out. What are these fish puns we have been Herring about?
- Salmon make him stop with the fish puns!
- I’m sorry you did not like the fish puns. This is the first I am Herring about it.
- If you think you can do better at fish puns, try it yourself. Do not Trout yourself.