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100+ Clever Fishing Puns To Make You Laugh

Pun:
• A joke that exploits the different meanings of a word.
• A joke that exploits words that sound alike, but has different meanings.
• A way to really irritate some people.

If you are a fan of fish puns, this is the place to be. There is some fin here for everyone.

  • Wasn’t that fish joke funny? No, you’re killing me.
  • The little fish was nervous about his first day of school. His mother told him. “Don’t Trout yourself.”
  • Do you like my fish puns? Someone told me they were Cod awful. Salmon said they were Carp.
  • I think they are fin-tastic. If you don’t like my fish puns. I just ask that you give it some time to Mullet over.
  • Let Minnow know if you have any suggestions.
  • For-Tuna-tely. my favorite fish is Tuna.
  • For lunch, the fish had a peanut butter and jelly-fish sandwich.
  • Two fish became lost from their school. ‘Watery going to do?” one whaled.
  • The crowd of fish booed the singer off stage. He was singing off scale.
  • I dropped my plate of Shrimp on the floor. This Scampi happening!
  • Fish love playing Jazz: it is Sole music.
  • When asked about his date last night, the fish said that he’d met the gill of his dreams.
  • I will Bait that you are enjoying my fish puns now!
  • I think I am Piranha roll!
  • One fish told another. “I will love you for a Krill-ion” years.
  • The fish got caught on a hook and prayed. “Dear God, let me live.”
  • In December, we sharks often wish each other a Merry Fish-mas.
  • One fish texted a sexy photo an another. “OMG!” he texted back.
  • The fish tried to pass me a counterfeit dollar bill. I knew it was fake because it said. “In God we trust.”
  • The fish felt ill, so he Salmoned the doctor.
  • I tried to fish for a living, but my net income was too low.
  • The Shark is the Dolphin’s worst Anemone.
  • The messiest sea creature is the slob-ster.
The messiest sea creature is the slob-ster.
The messiest sea creature is the slob-ster.
  • The fish was anxious to show off his magic skills to his friends. He said. “Pick a Cod. any Cod.’
  • The fish was promoted very quickly. He was e-fish-ent at his job.
  • Cod you please pass me the ketchup?
  • What do you call a fish with a horn between its eyes? A Tuna-corn.
  • Sorry, that last fish pun was a pile of Carp.
  • I do like fish puns, but sometimes they give me a Haddock.
  • The smart fish grew up to be a Bass-tro physicist The squid spent all day sitting on a rock. He was inking.
  • I found a plastic fish in the water. It was a de-Koi.
  • The Cod-father made the fish an offer he couldn’t refuse.
  • The Shark became a banker. That made him a loan-shark.
  • Clams are rude to other sea creatures. They always try to Mussel in on everyone’s business.
  • In court, the Shark didn’t even bother to fight the case. He just pled gill-ty.
  • Octopus Prime leads the underwater Transformers.
  • The old lady fish blushed because she saw the ocean’s bottom.
  • Sea sponges are sometimes snobby. They have so-Fish-ticated tastes.
  • Don’t tell me that this is your first time Herring about fish puns being all the rage.
  • Clam down! They have fish on the menu.
  • The fish wanted to become an astronault so he could go into Trout-er space.
  • Making music out of fish is easy: just adjust the scales.
  • Before going to work the fish always drank coffee. He had to be ca-fin-ated to do his best work.
  • There is a new version of ‘Big Brother’ set in an aquarium. Who will be the Sole survivor?
  • The Octopus started doing drugs and ended up living on Squid-row.
  • If fish could live on land, they would have to live in Finland.
  • Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide.
  • After their first date, the girl fish told the boy fish that she thought he was fin-tastic.
  • The pirate fish used to make his enemies walk the Plankton.
  • The whale needed braces, so he went to the Orca-dontist.
  • A bunch of eels showed up uninvited at my birthday party. Oh well. The Moray the merrier!
  • The Goldfish is the most expensive fish.
  • If you want to get stronger, eat a lot of seafood. It is good for the Mussels.
  • All fish know how to play Bass, but a few can play the Bass drum.
  • The fisherman started going to work earlier. He wasn’t catching as many fish as his friends and he was subjected to pier pressure.
  • The Trout went to the doctor but was told he had to see a Sturgeon.
  • The two fish were old friends. They greeted each other by saying. ‘Long time, no sea.”
The two fish were old friends. They greeted each other by saying. 'Long time, no sea."
The two fish were old friends.
  • Fish always know their own weight. They have their own scales.
  • Are you hooked on my fish puns yet?
  • If you love my fish puns, drop me a line!
  • The fish wanted to play baseball but could not find a bait.
  • The fish loved old sit-coms. His favorite was Tuna Half Men.”
  • All the teenage boy fish wanted was a gill-friend.
  • Fish are often lazy. They like to wait for Salmon else to do the work.
  • The fish worked really hard. He put his heart and Sole into the project.
  • The Clown Fish only has one Nemo-sis.
  • I like Halibuts and I cannot lie.
  • It’s o-fish-al: my puns are great!
  • The fish loved eating worms. He was hooked.
  • Many fish do not like the Man o’ War: they are paci-fish-sts.
  • The fish was very smart. He was actually gilliant.
  • The fish was very smart. He was actually gilliant.
  • Be sure to try the Calamari: it is ex-squid-sit
  • The young fish did well in school. He could spawn good ideas.
  • The fish didn’t do well singing Karaoke. He floundered.
  • The most famous under the sea serial killer is Jack the Kipper.
  • Every few years. Tokyo Bay gets destroyed by Cod-zilla.
  • I tried to explain yachting to a fish, but he didn’t know what I was talking aboat.
  • The police detective interviewed the fish about the case. The detective thought something was fishy. The fish failed out of school. All of his grades were below C-level.
  • You can Tuna guitar as easily as you can Tuna fish.
  • It was the Cod’s birthday. All his friends came by to give him best fishes.
  • The cowboy fell into the ocean. He felt right at home though. He landed on a Seahorse.
  • Thank Cod you are safe!
  • The best way to get re-acquainted with a fish you used to date? Drop her a line.
  • Jimminy Fish sang. ‘ When you Fish upon a star.”
  • A favorite fish of Russians is Tsardines.
  • For lunch today. I mixed Salmon and Nutella. I got salmonella.
  • I told that last pun to my brother. He said it was Eely bad.
  • The fish party is on the 1st. Let Minnow if you can come.
  • The fish felt angry enough to Krill someone.
  • A fish that smells bad is a Stink-ray.
A fish that smells bad is a Stink-ray.
A fish that smells bad is a Stink-ray.
  • A good piece of advice to give your fish: keep your friends close and your Anemones closer.
  • The fish was scammed online. He fell for a site that was click-bait.
  • The fish could only afford to go to college because he had a Scallop-ship.
  • The fish lobster daughter at the Mall. Then he Founder again.
  • Romantic fish are always looking for their Sole-mate.
  • I know you don’t see much Porpoise in my fish puns.
  • The balloon factory was only hiring Blow-fish.
  • The Killer Whale’s favorite food is fish and ships.
  • The COVID-19 lockdowns have been hardest on the Groupers.
  • When fish play Chess, the first move is usually the Prawn.
  • The fish went to the psychiatrist because he felt over-whaled.
  • These fish puns are Dolphin-ately getting better.
  • The fish deposited all his money in the river bank.
  • The fish hated swimming, but never told a Sole.
  • The fish was swimming upstream but hit a wall. “Dam.” he said.
  • The fish was ready to go to battle. He was in a fish tank.
  • The play put on by the fish was great! It had an amazing cast.
  • Make no bones about it. Jellyfish children need structure.
  • Fish in High School have to turn in their Shell-phones at the start of class.
  • The fish moved to Hollywood to be an actress. She wanted to be a Starfish.
  • The fish tried to date the fisherman, but found he was only stringing her along.
  • I will give you a few more fish puns: just for the Halibut.
  • I’m not squidding. We will be done soon.
  • The hardest sea creature to fight is the octopus. They are always well armed.
The hardest sea creature to fight is the octopus. They are always well armed.
The hardest sea creature to fight is the octopus.
  • The fish decided became an abbot. He was a monkfish.
  • Teenaged girl fish like to read. “Are you there Cod? It’s me, Margaret.”
  • You could count the number offish in the tank. You didn’t have to be a brain Sturgeon to figure it out. What are these fish puns we have been Herring about?
  • Salmon make him stop with the fish puns!
  • I’m sorry you did not like the fish puns. This is the first I am Herring about it.
  • If you think you can do better at fish puns, try it yourself. Do not Trout yourself.
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